10 Things That Go Through Your Head When You’re Growing Out Your Bangs

I don’t know why, however when spring comes round, I get the sudden urge to cut my hair off. The necessity to get bangs is especially sturdy in me proper meow, LOL! Could this publish function a reminder to withstand the urge.

1. What possessed me to do that!? Why did I ever assume that bangs can be a good suggestion? I’m by no means, EVER doing this ever once more. (Facet be aware: If I had a dime for each time I stated that in this course of I’d be a wealthy lady, LOL!)
2. What the hell!? My leg hair, the hair on my large toe, my mustache, even MY CHIN — why does the hair develop so quick all over the place else EXCEPT for the place I really need it to develop??
3. I ought to spend money on an organization that makes bobby pins, seeing as how I’m in all probability preserving all the bobby pin trade in enterprise. I stroll round leaving a path of bobby pins in my wake! I discover them within the bathe, the corners, the kitchen counter, my nightstand, and I could or might not have discovered a bunch round my ft in HIIT class on the health club.

   I additionally might or might not have significantly thought-about selecting one in all them up and utilizing it to place my bangs again.

4. This freakin’ cowlick! What number of cans of tremendous further maintain hairspray will this take!?
5. If I placed on this cray-cray pair of false lashes, it’ll distract individuals from my cowlick. Yeah, that appears completely logical…
6. Good grief. I’ve solely been rising out these bangs for 5 days, nevertheless it seems like FIVE YEARS.
7. I really feel like a shaggy sheep canine…
8. I’m beginning to really feel personally offended by my child hairs, as a result of they completely refuse to hearken to me. RUDE.
9. What ought to I do at the moment to get these out of my face? Braid them? Twist them? Slick them again? Put on a scarf? A hat? F*ck it. Perhaps I’ll simply put on that itchy blue wig I bought from Social gathering Metropolis, since that might be simpler than coping with these bangs.
10. I’m by no means, ever, EVER getting bangs ever once more.

Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,

Karen